January 17, 2010
Hey guys,
Happy Twenty-Ten!
Just some pictures to post of an awesome show we played at the Knitting Factory with .357 Lovers, who are our new favorite band. Seriously awesome. They also had a sideshow guy who hammered a nail into his nose and some burlesque dancers who taught our very own Lindsey Lee Jones and Ol Hendershot to twirl sparkly titty tassles.
If anyone has more photos from the show, send them our way and we’ll post them.
Much Love,
Vivian
November 13, 2009
Sweet Corn: The Movie
What is there to do in Utica, New York? Make a music video about corn!
October 12, 2009
The End of Time
September 13, 2009
Utica
The Dead River Company has spent the weekend in Utica, New York. So as to assimilate gently into Utican society, we found it of the utmost importance to alter our usual apparel, aiming for something a bit more accessible.
Our trip to Utica has no doubt been a success.
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Comments Off August 21, 2009
the boys take on….THE OCEAN.
Five points to anyone who can guess what they are doing, and what happens next!!
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August 16, 2009
Haning with Peyton and Vivian
We are listening to dinosaur feathers and watching dumb and dumber over and over again. HIdfghsipuhfnskeqw8JBHVX F-EKLOEPEYTOONG PETYPENT
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July 27, 2009
DRC Seeks Intern
The DRC is currently looking for an intern. Is your life lacking that je ne sais quoi? Fret not my prospective rock and roll intern! Let the Dead River Company take you under its wing and prepare to become the most ultimate badass ever!
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To qualify for the Dead River Company rock and roll internship you must be hard working, reliable, exceptionally attractive (or exceptionally unattractive) and be of a fairly moldable disposition. We assure you that your life will be utterly transformed. Forever. Please, if you or anyone you know is interested in applying for this position, send an email to deadrivercompany@gmail.com and we will arrange an interview. College credit may apply.
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Comments Off July 21, 2009
New National Anthem!
Hey folks, you’ll never believe this, but this morning I just got a call from the president of the US of A. That’s right, OBAMA! He said that he had been considering doing a new national anthem–something a little funkier. Anyway, I am honored to announce to you all that The Dead River Company has been chosen to compose the country’s new anthem, and I couldn’t be more excited! More to come on this soon…
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Comments Off July 20, 2009
CosmoChaos!
Saturday evening, Ross and I amidst concerts, parties and pornos got a wild idea. During the course of our tedious subway ride a young lady, 21-25, 5′3”, Caucasian, slim build, made the mistake of pulling out a Cosmopolitan magazine for some mild entertainment during the commute after what was clearly a night of fun and calamity. Little did out protagonist know how big of a mistake that was. I will admit that reading “Cosmo” is a guilty pleasure of mine. Sadly my roommate’s subscription has run out. I got an idea. The doors opened up on the Morgan stop and I wrenched the trashy literature from her shaking hands, threw her two dollars and Ross and myself BOOKED IT! After running the length of the station and then some we reached our home sweet home. I went to the bathroom for a relaxing read when ol’ Bossy Rossy snapped this pic! What a night!
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As the internet continues to reduce social interaction to a blandly textual exercise, sucking the souls out of young people around the globe, the Dead River Company has made its promise...a promise to show the world one hell of a good time and in the wake of its rock and roll tsunami, remind everyone that life is fleeting and should be celebrated!
Join the DRC in their conquest to tear the universe in half!
