CosmoChaos!

Saturday evening, Ross and I amidst concerts, parties and pornos got a wild idea. During the course of our tedious subway ride a young lady, 21-25, 5′3”, Caucasian, slim build, made the mistake of pulling out a Cosmopolitan magazine for some mild entertainment during the commute after what was clearly a night of fun and calamity. Little did out protagonist know how big of a mistake that was. I will admit that reading “Cosmo” is a guilty pleasure of mine. Sadly my roommate’s subscription has run out. I got an idea. The doors opened up on the Morgan stop and I wrenched the trashy literature from her shaking hands, threw her two dollars and Ross and myself BOOKED IT! After running the length of the station and then some we reached our home sweet home. I went to the bathroom for a relaxing read when ol’ Bossy Rossy snapped this pic! What a night!